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well for this one church of england uh

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clergy not permitted to perform baptism

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while wearing only underpants tribunal

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has ruled that's some good news on that

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front i had to have a whole tribunal on

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this i guess there were there must have

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been a slew of clergy showing up only in

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their underwear well i would just say

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i'm not allowed to

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because if it was just one guy this they

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would have said don't do that what

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happened is probably bob did it first

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and then all the rest of them saw bob do

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it and it's like well bob's going to

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come in his underwear why do i got to

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wear robes and then they had a whole

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truck just show up my skivvies

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performing baptism while dressed

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solely in one's underpants while also

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pinching the bottoms of a female

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parishioner is conduct unbecoming for

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the clerk in holy orders uh disciplinary

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tribunal of the diocese

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ruled this week reverend clive roger

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evans 62

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of saint peter's uh brom yard

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uh was suspended from office for six

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months

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for the

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2017 incident so this

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it's been five years

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decide on this one

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they needed we they they couldn't

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assemble enough people for the tribunal

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they had to wait

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uh mr evans stated that he had been

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asked at the last minute to perform a

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full immersion baptism in 2017

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he uh demured

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he

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holiday with his wife however his

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parishioners said their request was

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urgent and he agreed to stop off with

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his wife on their way to a holiday

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destination to perform the ceremony

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to perform in full immersion baptism mr

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evans stripped to his shorts

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and it was claimed inappropriately in

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the claim he was inappropriately

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touched

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uh two women during this service

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so he stripped down

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and then he touched uh two women okay i

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guess he figured

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he in for a penny in for a pound he's

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like if i'm already i'm already like in

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my skivvies getting in the water with

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this kid let's start grabbing some ass

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well that's like it's like half a page

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every month you know they had five years

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they could have fit everything on a

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post-it note

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uh the 30-page really noted that while

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the request to perform the baptism was

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urgent there was

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nonetheless ample opportunity to bring

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with them an appropriate change of

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clothing there was no extreme urgency in

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which might be it might be conceivable

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uh to justify the state of semi

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there's no excuse oh really

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uh disciplinary panel held uh

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held underwear to be

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intimate apparel and was

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qualitatively different to

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and has different associations from

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other forms of clothing

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or even of swimwear oh they spent five

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telling us that underwear is different

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than all other undergarments in pieces

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as such there's a loss of dignity by

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stripping down to underwear in the

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circumstances in which it occurred which

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is inherently inappropriate in un

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becoming

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maybe you know i was thinking about it

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maybe they had to rule on this at this

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level so other guys don't other priests

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don't do it yeah they

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because if they got away with it they'd

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be like well [\h__\h]

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if he can do that i'm coming with my

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i got a cross i got my banana hammock i

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got some oakley's on i'm a cool priest

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i'm just hanging out the pool telling

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i'm torn whether i want to do image

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jesus in a banana hammock well i wasn't

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i was gonna do that to the priest but i

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don't think i want to search for that

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um

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anyone with any concerns relating to

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this case or any other safeguarding

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is encouraged to get in touch directly

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with one of our safeguarding advertised

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advisors safeguarding advertisers who

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will offer

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confidential support and advice

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or to speak with someone else they trust

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all right i found this image this will

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have to do it's all the farther i'm

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that's pretty close some guy wearing a

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a banana hammock

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he looks great he's ready to baptize all

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those guys look at him oh look at that

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face he looks like ron jeremy

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he does and his body looks like ron

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jeremy too

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a little little more hair on them and no

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shirt needed

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that's painful to look at what's known

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as a hair shirt but that's different

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so this is they were trying to come up

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with a more friendly name for the ithaca

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police force

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headline safety make safe face they

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rejected suggestions for naming ithaca's

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police force

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okay to make it a little bit more

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friendly to the public

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uh what was wrong with their current

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name ithaca police was what's unfriendly

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about that is that representing the i

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think a shotgun which is a classic

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shotgun probably just the name if or

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damn it the name police is probably

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triggering to some people

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uh the restructured ithaca police

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department plan has come under quite a

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bit of scrutiny from various angles over

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the last several months

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and at the cans have expressed a wide

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range of opinions on the plan that would

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add five un armed community solution

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workers to the new department alongside

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the existing ithaca police department

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and create an overreaching department of

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community safety sounds like a solid

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plan guys

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uh let's add another layer bureaucracy

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on everything that's what you want

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one particular direct way for them to

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show their feelings toward the

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department came when a plan to

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uh plan was unveiled to those working on

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reimagining public safety process as for

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the community suggestions for naming the

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new department the city of ithaca has

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made all 30 suggestions available to the

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ithaca voice via via a freedom of

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information law request

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i didn't know you could do that at the

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local level

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okay you can do a lot of things at the

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local level that people just won't do

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but yeah why not you can do f and you

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can do foils virtually everywhere i'm

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pretty sure yeah you can you could ask

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how much your your local mayor you know

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makes in salary i mean that's it's all

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um so here are some of the suggestions

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uh department of comm of community

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safety

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that's kind of boring

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it sounds like someone was just trying

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to input something into a a form online

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and so they put test idea and that went

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okay let's name it let's name it that

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um the other one is use the resources

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okay it's more of a suggestion than a

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name i suppose

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title ideas of new department for public

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okay the next one had a list there and

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they basically only sent this first line

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and the next one is antifa

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giving me a knobber okay

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um then ithaca police department it

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sounds like the police wrote that own

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suggestion in there just call it that

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just call it the same thing um

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uh the next one is okay corral

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uh safety mcsay face

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crime spree observers

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name of department ithaca psd

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uh ithaca police department that's been

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in there a few times the name

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she rose shiro's i don't know what that

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means compromise

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community center safety program uh new

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department name title and name of new

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department so it sounds like it sounds

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like name a new department as they they

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then black and white cars it says name

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of new department i think that's the

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actual winner here

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so which one won which is the winner

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here i don't know uh what did they call

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it here let's see

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um reimagine public safety program

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ithaca police department yeah i probably

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well at least they had an open forum for

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that's the most 30 so hey that's

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community support right there

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it's important

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process it is interesting if you look at

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the photo at the top

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of the of one of their police cars yeah

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and the badge says police department

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ithaca new york so that's their their

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their title but then on the on the door

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she's written ithaca police yes so what

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the heck's their actual name it's it

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certainly isn't consistent yeah get it

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right people

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all right well uh we'll be following up

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on this soon i'm sure

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we'll track this one

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all right i'll say another one um

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uh man contracted a new antibiotic

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resistant strain of super gonorrhea oh

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wow holy sex workers oh geez man i got

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mixed emotions about this one

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um illinois is gonna rebrand

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asian carp to try to sell more of them

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rebrand asian carp is this asian carp

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have like a bad

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uh condentation is it uh

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invasive species does this not taste

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good no they just get college entry

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easier or actually they get it denied

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because they're smarter yeah they score

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better on tests

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um

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i'll spoil that one the name they came

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up with is uh copy which sounds terrible

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copy yeah

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wait you know i do like to cross the

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streams

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copying that's right to share a stall

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let's see we did we did bring up the one

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about the monkey pox uh or the the new

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guidelines from cdc on having sex with

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monkey pox we we talked about but we

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never got into detail we talked about

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the headline but we need to know how to

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safely do this

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all right i'll get this in here this is

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very relevant this is some safety tips

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that people need to know if they chew to

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have choose to have relations with

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another creature

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well you need to chew to have relations

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with other creatures you just bite them

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chewing on them

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how far can this go

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well we'll find out here monkey pox

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outbreaks prompts new cdc guidelines for

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safer sex that's good news

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yes

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if you weren't terrified enough

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well

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maybe this will put some things in

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perspective here this uh hey a health

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agency you have sex

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yes of course we do

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a health agency in the united states

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just uh shared new guidelines and how

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people can have safer sex amidst the

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monkey pox outbreak but they're keep

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using monkey pox and that's not the new

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term and didn't they read it's called

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it also gets confused with the new car

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from mazda

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you know there's like some illuminati

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code for hmpx

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maybe it's like

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in a document called social gatherings

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safer sex and monkey pox the u.s center

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for disease control shared information

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to help people make informed decisions

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on

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as the country has more than

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100 cases of monkey box this disease

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can make you sick with flu-like illness

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and can include a rash that looks like

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pimples or blisters

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monkey pox can spread to anyone through

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close

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personal often skin-to-skin contacts at

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the cdc which believes that direct

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contact with rashes sores or scabs from

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a person with monkey pox is how it's

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primarily spread in the u.s

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well what about other countries how is

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it primarily spread in other countries

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i mean we're going to be talking about

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pox renaming i think we should do it

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after pokemon it should be like squirtle

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box i like it

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yes yeah make it fun in in in cutie

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tmnt pucks so what is okay so how do we

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do this

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um

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i'm look i'm looking to do this so how

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we how do we scroll down it says

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there's a list of like eight things

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towards the bottom well like this

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uh how monkey pox is spread during sex

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contact can also happen when you're

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having sex at the cdc including

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uh oral anal and vaginal sex or touching

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the genitals penis testicles labia and

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vagina or anus

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we'll have one of each okay and then uh

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a gin and soda

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so you can go

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penis to penis that's the badge you can

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also go butt the butt so you got to be

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careful i don't need permission from you

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i do like how parenthetically they have

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to explain both what genitals are and

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what the anus is yes it is

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anus parenthetical butt

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also uh you got to watch out for hugging

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massaging and kissing

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uh touching fabrics or objects during

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sex that were used by a person with

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monkey pox and that have not been

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disinfected such as bedding towels

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fetish gear

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and sex toys are sex toys not fetish

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gear

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uh they may be it's not a specific

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category

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come on man

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well uh

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lowering monkey pox risk during sex

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sexual partners should be

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communicated commutative communicative

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communicative

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about recent

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illnesses and

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rashes to each other quote if you and

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your partner recently have been sick

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currently feel sick or are having new in

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unexplained rashes or sores

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do not have sex and see a health care

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provider

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doesn't that kind of go without saying

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like typically

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when i'm sick i'm not really in the mood

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you know

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but if you go to health care well it's

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pride month mike come on

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if you go to the healthcare provider do

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they provide the sex

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maybe i mean they would do it sterily

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and by the way if you're with your

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partner and they have

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oozing rashes they don't feel well

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they're covered in scabs does that

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really get you in the mood hey it's

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pride month anything

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i'm just saying like it it's not like a

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huge turn-on like it's it's not

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what i want to say everything is

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somebody's fetish yeah someone taking

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care of your duties here like you're

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supposed to yeah ask mr discipline there

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whatever his name is

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like my wife just got i i had poison ivy

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all up and down my arms my wife had

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poison ivy sex was not on my mind

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while she was there like like itching

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and really going through a lot of agony

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and

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i i can't imagine like there's people

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out there regardless of monkey poc

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infections and rashes and oozing pusses

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like the hell with all that i'm having

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sex right now

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well if you still decide to have sex uh

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if you still decide to have sex if you

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and your partner

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have or think you might have monkey pox

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here are the cdc tips for

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safe sex

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have virtual sex with no in-person

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contact

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okay that's what mark zuckerberg would

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like uh and so if that doesn't do it

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masturbate together at a distance at

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least six feet without touching

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or any rashes

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or sores

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with my shirt off

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it's like jerk off in front of 14 year

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olds you can do at six feet

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i just don't think that's legal to do i

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still don't think that's legal to do

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uh this third bullet point here here is

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uh consider having sex with your clothes

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on or covering areas where

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the rash or sores are present reducing

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as much skin to skin contact as possible

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you know when i'm sitting with my you

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know my underwear i mean it's pretty

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amazing

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well didn't they just say tell your

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partner if you have rasher sores and

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then they're saying but just you know

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hide them hide it yes cover it up so

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it's not so unsightly

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you don't want to turn off your pen they

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legalized uh the ability to give aids to

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people in california that's fun yeah

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that was that scott weiner

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i don't know what that was but they were

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like uh yeah it's not a crime to

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disclose your status and so if you're

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spreading aids like

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no big deal

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yeah

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well remember to wash your hands fetish

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gear sex toy is in any fabrics after

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having sex

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i just let it ferment for a while it

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goes with that flavor in there i like a

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nice stank on my uh my gear it's a

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fermented thing it's actually good for

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your biome

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your biopic i like a nice vintage

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chinese dong

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well well used

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it's an antique it was my father's

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before mine

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it's a family heirloom track all my

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partners just based on the collected

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juices oh god

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uh and then lastly limit your number of

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partners to avoid opportunities for the

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monkey pox to spread well

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joe you just brought up that the cdc the

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same organization said what was safe for

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coven what was not if you have less than

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49 people you have more than 99 how many

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partners they should put a number on

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that two two

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maybe four i was gonna get there and you

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said

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i'm quick

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so he's a he's a sharpshooter he's a

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texas man at heart because you know he

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could pull that thing out of the holster

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but why didn't the cdc give a specific

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number they just say limit your numbers

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yeah they were very specific with covid

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but in here they're being really

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loosey-goosey they're just trying

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they're saying don't [\h__\h] so much

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they should just limit that last bullet

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point to stop [\h__\h] so much y'all stop

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[\h__\h] so much

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i'm sorry this is a family friendly show

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and i don't mean to use that coarse

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language

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but

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you know it calls for in this

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circumstance because the cdc is so

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but sometimes

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i'm just saying this is

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these are crazy times

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i never thought i would read a list like

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this so the cbc building in the walking

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dead

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is actually one of the newest concert

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venues

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in the atlanta area oh really the one

519
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that blew up at the end of season one

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spoilers

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it's up towards uh smyrna georgia which

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is one of the great names

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i don't even know what that means but it

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feels like a verb

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hmm

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have you been there

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yeah i used to live in smyrna yeah but

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do you did you see is it is it

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was it always a concert venue was it now

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a concert venue no it was recently built

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i i saw you know the artist there i saw

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um

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one of these one of those npr dudes who

534
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writes good books but i haven't thought

535
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about for years whatever he was

536
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it like civilization has totally changed

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and uh

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he was like a brilliant author and at

539
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this point like he's just gone because

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we're all so [\h__\h] eccentric and crazy

541
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like there's too much going on if i

542
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think of it all you know

543
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well i mean

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you brought the walking dead and they're

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getting ready to wind this entire series

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down joe and i know you're you're a big

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fan and i think the the newest uh last

548
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part of the season is going to start up

549
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again i think september so everyone tune

550
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in to amc check it out walking dead

551
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season 11

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it's happening

553
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make sure you clean your sex toys

554
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wash your fetish gear before you watch

555
00:21:44,149 --> 00:21:43,190
uh let's see i got a bunch of other

556
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stories we're not going to get to i'll

557
00:21:47,750 --> 00:21:46,159
give you guys a couple of options here

558
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so i know you're both familiar with the

559
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columbus area so there's an ohio state

560
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gets approval

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for the trademark v in front of their

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name

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oh the ohio state really yeah that has

564
00:22:00,710 --> 00:21:58,880
been a point of contention for a long

565
00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:00,720
time if you talk to anybody who's

566
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:02,400
hardcore about ohio state you say hey

567
00:22:05,990 --> 00:22:04,320
you went to ohio state university and

568
00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:06,000
they they will go

569
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:08,080
the ohio state university they will

570
00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:09,840
correct you and then punch you with

571
00:22:13,590 --> 00:22:11,840
their fetish gear yeah they i mean

572
00:22:15,350 --> 00:22:13,600
they're very hardcore about it my

573
00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:15,360
brother went there although he's not

574
00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:17,280
hell-bent on correcting people with that

575
00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:19,840
uh the

576
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:22,480
uh see i i've got three well let me see

577
00:22:27,110 --> 00:22:23,919
here there's one i really want to get to

578
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:27,120
but we've got a a a ranking of the

579
00:22:31,510 --> 00:22:30,159
a ranking of every oreo flavor

580
00:22:35,669 --> 00:22:31,520
um i didn't realize there was so many

581
00:22:36,950 --> 00:22:35,679
real quick i i did find it david sedaris

582
00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:36,960
yeah i knew he yeah i knew he's like

583
00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:39,360
he's a writer he's a satirist yeah but

584
00:22:43,110 --> 00:22:41,039
he did and he signed books and

585
00:22:47,110 --> 00:22:43,120
everything for us and he was one of the

586
00:22:49,029 --> 00:22:47,120
first people i saw at the cdc

587
00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:49,039
you saw him at the cbc

588
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:50,960
no okay

589
00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:52,799
he's a customer

590
00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:54,880
but in the walking dead it's like you

591
00:22:58,870 --> 00:22:56,720
know he was carrying a bag full of

592
00:23:00,789 --> 00:22:58,880
fetish gear

593
00:23:04,789 --> 00:23:00,799
he wasn't sure how to clean it properly

594
00:23:05,669 --> 00:23:04,799
joe it's called the cdc get it right

595
00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:05,679
um

596
00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:07,520
he's good dude when you are engulfed in

597
00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:10,799
from uh he's a good writer

598
00:23:16,789 --> 00:23:13,520
uh also have um uh

599
00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:16,799
twinkies are getting into their own um

600
00:23:20,789 --> 00:23:18,880
their own crypto coin calling it twink

601
00:23:22,950 --> 00:23:20,799
coin oh that's some good news on that

602
00:23:25,430 --> 00:23:22,960
front i love it i love you that's like

603
00:23:28,390 --> 00:23:25,440
that's like a pride thing twink twink

604
00:23:29,669 --> 00:23:28,400
coin twin coin coin yeah that's fine

605
00:23:31,909 --> 00:23:29,679
let's get in let's get on the ground

606
00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:31,919
floor so this one is um i'll put this

607
00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:33,360
one into just an announcement it's more

608
00:23:37,430 --> 00:23:35,600
like a pr i like it i mean if you

609
00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:37,440
remember we covered a while ago radio

610
00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:39,200
shack that brand has been taken over has

611
00:23:43,269 --> 00:23:40,880
been transformed into some sort of

612
00:23:45,110 --> 00:23:43,279
cryptocurrency exchange so why can't

613
00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:45,120
twinkies which by the way i thought

614
00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:47,360
hostess was off the market remember that

615
00:23:52,230 --> 00:23:49,440
thing a whole year a couple years ago

616
00:23:53,990 --> 00:23:52,240
where hostess was going bankrupt and uh

617
00:23:56,230 --> 00:23:54,000
it was going off the market now twinkies

618
00:23:57,350 --> 00:23:56,240
is back in a big way

619
00:23:59,029 --> 00:23:57,360
i think that somebody just bought the

620
00:24:01,269 --> 00:23:59,039
name

621
00:24:02,470 --> 00:24:01,279
okay let's find out

622
00:24:06,789 --> 00:24:02,480
and find out

623
00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:06,799
hostess launches twink coin snack cakes

624
00:24:12,149 --> 00:24:10,320
dude that's like skinny young boys yes i

625
00:24:14,549 --> 00:24:12,159
mean that's what a twink is right joe

626
00:24:17,750 --> 00:24:14,559
yeah they're very effeminate

627
00:24:21,750 --> 00:24:17,760
uh slender young uh gentlemen

628
00:24:22,549 --> 00:24:21,760
that uh like to have sex with uh

629
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:22,559
no

630
00:24:25,190 --> 00:24:23,840
men

631
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:25,200
that's what they'd like to do so the

632
00:24:27,750 --> 00:24:26,240
question is did they announce this

633
00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:27,760
during pride month deliberately or did

634
00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:34,549
well hostess brands incorporated debuted

635
00:24:38,230 --> 00:24:36,720
a limited edition snack well if it's

636
00:24:39,909 --> 00:24:38,240
limited why can't i why am i just

637
00:24:42,710 --> 00:24:39,919
finding out about now

638
00:24:43,990 --> 00:24:42,720
you got to get twinks all year okay

639
00:24:45,029 --> 00:24:44,000
limited edition

640
00:24:47,350 --> 00:24:45,039
service

641
00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:47,360
a limited edition snack called twink

642
00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:50,240
coin under its twinkie snack cake brand

643
00:24:54,549 --> 00:24:52,880
the new twink coin is a play on the

644
00:24:57,190 --> 00:24:54,559
current cryptocurrency frenzy and

645
00:24:59,029 --> 00:24:57,200
features coin shaped cakes the cakes are

646
00:25:02,149 --> 00:24:59,039
similar to twinkies in composition

647
00:25:06,310 --> 00:25:02,159
flavor featuring a vanilla sponge cake

648
00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:06,320
exterior and a cream filled interior but

649
00:25:11,590 --> 00:25:09,039
have been made in a disc shape to mimic

650
00:25:12,870 --> 00:25:11,600
the shape of an enlarged coin

651
00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:12,880
probably easier to have sex with that

652
00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:20,230
uh the new twink coin snack cakes will

653
00:25:25,430 --> 00:25:22,799
be available at walmart stores starting

654
00:25:27,830 --> 00:25:25,440
at the end of june for a limited time

655
00:25:29,830 --> 00:25:27,840
they are distributed in boxes of 10

656
00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:29,840
individually wrapped cakes at the

657
00:25:35,909 --> 00:25:34,159
suggested retail price of 349.

658
00:25:37,029 --> 00:25:35,919
uh that's good news

659
00:25:39,110 --> 00:25:37,039
all right but

660
00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:39,120
is there some online cryptocurrency

661
00:25:44,870 --> 00:25:41,200
tie-in like i buy these cakes i scan a

662
00:25:47,190 --> 00:25:44,880
qr code and then i get deposited into my

663
00:25:48,149 --> 00:25:47,200
crypto wallet twink coin that i can then

664
00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:48,159
use

665
00:25:52,070 --> 00:25:50,480
in the metaverse and buy stuff at the

666
00:25:53,909 --> 00:25:52,080
wendy's verse

667
00:25:55,590 --> 00:25:53,919
like there's an opportunity that they're

668
00:25:57,029 --> 00:25:55,600
missing here

669
00:25:59,269 --> 00:25:57,039
i think they should print a qr code on

670
00:26:00,789 --> 00:25:59,279
the bottom of every twink coin

671
00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:00,799
and people if you once you bite into

672
00:26:03,990 --> 00:26:02,320
it's too late yep can't ever get that

673
00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:04,000
twink coin you've ruined it yeah

674
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:05,520
something like that do you have to meet

675
00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:08,159
a top to get the bottom

676
00:26:13,190 --> 00:26:09,600
ah it's like the key master and the

677
00:26:16,149 --> 00:26:14,710
something like that

678
00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:16,159
at least we're brainstorming here

679
00:26:24,630 --> 00:26:20,320
confusing can we just go back to the 90s

680
00:26:26,870 --> 00:26:24,640
ray has gone bye-bye e-gun no

681
00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:26,880
i i if we're having these brainstorming

682
00:26:31,909 --> 00:26:28,320
sessions like this to improve their

683
00:26:33,190 --> 00:26:31,919
brand you'd imagine that some people at

684
00:26:35,269 --> 00:26:33,200
hostess are having the same

685
00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:35,279
conversations they're choosing

686
00:26:39,029 --> 00:26:37,360
not to go with these ideas because

687
00:26:40,470 --> 00:26:39,039
they're antiquated and they're out of

688
00:26:43,590 --> 00:26:40,480
step with what the

689
00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:43,600
the public wants out of a snack pack

690
00:26:46,549 --> 00:26:44,640
i wonder if they had somebody on their

691
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:46,559
marketing team pitch this idea

692
00:26:49,669 --> 00:26:48,159
hey call tell them to call it the twink

693
00:26:50,950 --> 00:26:49,679
coin and they're like oh that's a great

694
00:26:52,870 --> 00:26:50,960
idea and they ran with it and like they

695
00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:52,880
don't realize what they're doing yeah

696
00:26:56,710 --> 00:26:55,200
maybe

697
00:26:58,950 --> 00:26:56,720
you know what i love

698
00:27:01,029 --> 00:26:58,960
handy snacks you remember these goddamn

699
00:27:03,750 --> 00:27:01,039
things you get like four crackers and

700
00:27:05,190 --> 00:27:03,760
this fake is [\h__\h] cheese with this red

701
00:27:06,950 --> 00:27:05,200
plastic

702
00:27:08,870 --> 00:27:06,960
butter knife

703
00:27:11,430 --> 00:27:08,880
what is the sharp

704
00:27:13,909 --> 00:27:11,440
plastic knife we gotta get well

705
00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:13,919
they wouldn't let you in there on a 303

706
00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:16,080
or whatever it is when you go into you

707
00:27:17,590 --> 00:27:16,350
know

708
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:17,600
[Music]

709
00:27:22,789 --> 00:27:19,840
they put you in crazy town you can't

710
00:27:25,110 --> 00:27:22,799
have handy snacks because you could

711
00:27:27,269 --> 00:27:25,120
probably shiv a dude

712
00:27:30,710 --> 00:27:27,279
i i i remember getting those uh those

713
00:27:31,909 --> 00:27:30,720
snack packs in my my sack lunch uh when

714
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:31,919
i was in grade school like your mom

715
00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:33,120
would throw in

716
00:27:38,070 --> 00:27:35,840
um like one of those crackers and that

717
00:27:39,110 --> 00:27:38,080
cheese that had like a shelf life of 20

718
00:27:41,269 --> 00:27:39,120
years

719
00:27:44,070 --> 00:27:41,279
and you spread it on your cracker you'd

720
00:27:45,350 --> 00:27:44,080
have your peanut butter sandwich and

721
00:27:47,510 --> 00:27:45,360
maybe a chocolate milk from the

722
00:27:50,549 --> 00:27:47,520
cafeteria and your lunch is done that's

723
00:27:53,029 --> 00:27:50,559
a good time maybe if you want to prep

724
00:27:54,789 --> 00:27:53,039
if you want to prep it's healthy snacks

725
00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:54,799
yep right

726
00:27:58,070 --> 00:27:56,640
if that's all you've said aside joe you

727
00:27:59,750 --> 00:27:58,080
are going to be so constipated by the

728
00:28:06,950 --> 00:27:59,760
end of the week

729
00:28:11,269 --> 00:28:09,750
your twink coins twink coins your twink

730
00:28:12,950 --> 00:28:11,279
coins because that's the only way you're

731
00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:12,960
gonna pay for pay for stuff in the

732
00:28:17,350 --> 00:28:15,200
apocalypse prepping like prepping like a

733
00:28:18,549 --> 00:28:17,360
12 year old just all these like

734
00:28:20,710 --> 00:28:18,559
after school

735
00:28:23,590 --> 00:28:20,720
you're gonna need the twink coins for

736
00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:24,789
i'd like to live in a world where twink

737
00:28:29,190 --> 00:28:26,960
coins become the currency

738
00:28:31,830 --> 00:28:29,200
well the shelf life of a twinkie i heard

739
00:28:33,669 --> 00:28:31,840
is right around 10 years so that's

740
00:28:36,149 --> 00:28:33,679
that's not bad

741
00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:36,159
i mean um it has some shelf life

742
00:28:41,029 --> 00:28:38,080
especially in the apocalypse so it could

743
00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:41,039
be traded in that way and i and i think

744
00:28:44,310 --> 00:28:42,640
in the movie there's a zombie movie with

745
00:28:46,630 --> 00:28:44,320
woody harrelson where he was obsessed

746
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:46,640
with getting hostess like snoop hostess

747
00:28:49,350 --> 00:28:47,760
snowballs

748
00:28:51,669 --> 00:28:49,360
like that was his

749
00:28:54,310 --> 00:28:51,679
zombieland zombie he he wanted to go

750
00:28:55,750 --> 00:28:54,320
around and find hostess snack cakes

751
00:28:57,190 --> 00:28:55,760
and so there's some tie in there with

752
00:28:58,549 --> 00:28:57,200
the apocalypse i don't think it's that

753
00:29:00,310 --> 00:28:58,559
far-fetched

754
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:00,320
you need comfort food when the shit's

755
00:29:04,789 --> 00:29:02,960
going down yeah for sure and zombieland

756
00:29:07,430 --> 00:29:04,799
is actually a good movie that stands up

757
00:29:10,070 --> 00:29:07,440
that's a rewatchable one it's very fun

758
00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:10,080
was bill murray plays himself and he

759
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:12,320
gets murdered well you just spoiled it

760
00:29:15,669 --> 00:29:13,679
for anyone's never seen it but yeah

761
00:29:17,830 --> 00:29:15,679
spoiler alert oh it's more than 10 years

762
00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:17,840
we'll allow it it's like yeah it's like

763
00:29:21,750 --> 00:29:20,000
all this [\h__\h] come on and it's not even

764
00:29:23,750 --> 00:29:21,760
the biggest part of the plot it's just a

765
00:29:24,870 --> 00:29:23,760
fun movie by the way a quick quick aside

766
00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:24,880
looked up thing about handy snacks

767
00:29:28,789 --> 00:29:26,399
apparently they no longer include the

768
00:29:30,789 --> 00:29:28,799
red spreader stabbing shiv knife thing

769
00:29:33,029 --> 00:29:30,799
why not probably because somebody got

770
00:29:34,950 --> 00:29:33,039
[\h__\h] because you could file that down on

771
00:29:36,710 --> 00:29:34,960
concrete outside during recess and then

772
00:29:38,549 --> 00:29:36,720
jab people those things were sharp as

773
00:29:49,029 --> 00:29:38,559
[\h__\h] just right out of the box you could

774
00:29:52,149 --> 00:29:50,230
round in there

775
00:29:54,389 --> 00:29:52,159
to spread your cheese and your cracker

776
00:29:56,310 --> 00:29:54,399
the cheese is actually loaded into a 22

777
00:29:58,630 --> 00:29:56,320
shell you just you fire your cheese at

778
00:30:00,190 --> 00:29:58,640
your at your cracker i like that it's

779
00:30:01,990 --> 00:30:00,200
interactive

780
00:30:03,909 --> 00:30:02,000
[Music]

781
00:30:07,029 --> 00:30:03,919
what are you doing over there

782
00:30:09,269 --> 00:30:07,039
let's put cheese on my crackers

783
00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:09,279
i'm gonna go uh to walmart i rarely step

784
00:30:13,669 --> 00:30:11,120
foot inside of walmart but i will for my

785
00:30:15,350 --> 00:30:13,679
twink coin for your twinkling

786
00:30:17,029 --> 00:30:15,360
shove people out of the way at walmart

787
00:30:18,389 --> 00:30:17,039
yeah you should be waiting there before

788
00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:18,399
they open tomorrow

789
00:30:23,269 --> 00:30:20,640
i should like black friday yeah but it's

790
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:23,279
just you well it says it opens they're

791
00:30:28,789 --> 00:30:26,000
selling it at the end of june so how far

792
00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:28,799
i mean it's the end of june camp out

793
00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:30,240
i don't know

794
00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:32,320
okay it's it's exclusive to walmart

795
00:30:36,789 --> 00:30:35,679
right yeah they said walmart

796
00:30:38,149 --> 00:30:36,799
all here so here's the last story we

797
00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:38,159
have to get to this one i put it off

798
00:30:41,269 --> 00:30:39,760
twice already we need to get into this

799
00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:41,279
story this is a

800
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:42,559
this one blows your mind and there's

801
00:30:49,510 --> 00:30:45,200
video okay great i love it

802
00:30:51,029 --> 00:30:49,520
uh ksc introduces new finger spork

803
00:30:54,870 --> 00:30:51,039
that's good news

804
00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:54,880
a finger spork oh yes

805
00:30:59,269 --> 00:30:57,120
it's like uh like what you brush your

806
00:31:01,430 --> 00:30:59,279
dog's teeth with right you put it on the

807
00:31:04,789 --> 00:31:01,440
finger and you brush your dog's teeth

808
00:31:07,029 --> 00:31:04,799
and but this is a spork on the end so

809
00:31:09,509 --> 00:31:07,039
like what you'd use like in grade school

810
00:31:11,430 --> 00:31:09,519
but you you fit it over your finger and

811
00:31:14,149 --> 00:31:11,440
so ideally you could have five going per

812
00:31:15,830 --> 00:31:14,159
hand dude you just eating [\h__\h] like like

813
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:15,840
freddy krueger

814
00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:17,760
yeah and then you go to whole foods and

815
00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:20,000
you're just like look i'm just getting

816
00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:22,960
like i mean i'm packing up this this

817
00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:24,880
thing you know they got the hot bar and

818
00:31:29,669 --> 00:31:27,360
all that [\h__\h] and it's like no i don't

819
00:31:30,710 --> 00:31:29,679
have sparks on my hands i'm just no you

820
00:31:32,710 --> 00:31:30,720
know

821
00:31:34,070 --> 00:31:32,720
i'm just trying to get back are you just

822
00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:34,080
sampling at the bar is that what you're

823
00:31:36,389 --> 00:31:35,120
doing

824
00:31:40,310 --> 00:31:36,399
at the park

825
00:31:46,070 --> 00:31:43,990
well kfc's innovating kfc looks to bring

826
00:31:49,029 --> 00:31:46,080
out the fun in family dinner with the

827
00:31:51,909 --> 00:31:49,039
introduction of the new finger sporks

828
00:31:55,190 --> 00:31:51,919
the fried chicken chain new innovation

829
00:31:58,389 --> 00:31:55,200
new innovative eating utensil that makes

830
00:32:01,190 --> 00:31:58,399
all the ksc favorites literally finger

831
00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:01,200
lickin good oh yes they they really nail

832
00:32:07,110 --> 00:32:02,000
it

833
00:32:10,549 --> 00:32:07,120
looking good at this yeah

834
00:32:13,029 --> 00:32:10,559
uh representing the new spin uh yeah i

835
00:32:14,789 --> 00:32:13,039
guess representing a new spin on the

836
00:32:17,830 --> 00:32:14,799
original sport that ksc helped

837
00:32:19,110 --> 00:32:17,840
popularize in the early 70s kfc finger

838
00:32:22,630 --> 00:32:19,120
sports feature

839
00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:22,640
precision prong articulation interior

840
00:32:28,789 --> 00:32:25,760
branding optimization and sportacity

841
00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:28,799
technology making it even more fun to

842
00:32:34,070 --> 00:32:31,200
scoop out your mac and cheese retrieve

843
00:32:35,990 --> 00:32:34,080
the last piece of corn and delight your

844
00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:36,000
mashed potatoes

845
00:32:39,590 --> 00:32:37,760
oh absolutely

846
00:32:43,590 --> 00:32:39,600
there's a big band name in there

847
00:32:47,350 --> 00:32:46,230
that's the name of their first album

848
00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:47,360
uh

849
00:32:54,710 --> 00:32:50,640
to use simply place your finger in the

850
00:32:57,110 --> 00:32:54,720
kfc finger spork dip said finger into

851
00:33:00,470 --> 00:32:57,120
your favorite kfc side item

852
00:33:01,430 --> 00:33:00,480
and then elevate the vessel into your

853
00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:01,440
mouth

854
00:33:04,389 --> 00:33:02,880
wrong

855
00:33:05,830 --> 00:33:04,399
i like how they give instructions on how

856
00:33:12,070 --> 00:33:05,840
to use

857
00:33:13,509 --> 00:33:12,080
place utensil into food shovel into face

858
00:33:15,110 --> 00:33:13,519
slow down

859
00:33:17,269 --> 00:33:15,120
walk out your door reach out with your

860
00:33:20,149 --> 00:33:17,279
hand open the twist the doorknob open

861
00:33:23,350 --> 00:33:20,159
the door leave get in your car drive to

862
00:33:26,230 --> 00:33:23,360
kfc then exit the vehicle close the door

863
00:33:27,990 --> 00:33:26,240
walk up to the kfc left right left right

864
00:33:30,149 --> 00:33:28,000
using your feet then open the door with

865
00:33:32,389 --> 00:33:30,159
your right hand walk inside use your

866
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:32,399
mouth to order your food you did see the

867
00:33:37,029 --> 00:33:34,480
news story where joe biden is literally

868
00:33:39,029 --> 00:33:37,039
handed that level of detail now yes he

869
00:33:40,549 --> 00:33:39,039
is walk into row

870
00:33:45,190 --> 00:33:40,559
right foot left foot right [\h__\h]

871
00:33:49,990 --> 00:33:48,149
get into that it's too serious

872
00:33:51,269 --> 00:33:50,000
we can talk about joe biden news but uh

873
00:33:53,430 --> 00:33:51,279
there is a video here of the finger

874
00:33:55,750 --> 00:33:53,440
sport i'll play it on screen here has

875
00:33:58,389 --> 00:33:55,760
this ever happened and it has a

876
00:34:01,269 --> 00:33:58,399
whimsical video

877
00:34:03,190 --> 00:34:01,279
that uh it's like an antiquated like

878
00:34:05,269 --> 00:34:03,200
1950s

879
00:34:07,269 --> 00:34:05,279
video of how to

880
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:07,279
and so we'll play this here it's fun i

881
00:34:11,909 --> 00:34:09,599
like what ksc is doing here

882
00:34:13,829 --> 00:34:11,919
has this ever happened to you

883
00:34:15,829 --> 00:34:13,839
are you tired of eating sides with a

884
00:34:17,909 --> 00:34:15,839
slippery spoon yeah

885
00:34:21,270 --> 00:34:17,919
do you wish all your kfc favorites could

886
00:34:23,190 --> 00:34:21,280
be finger licking yeah well no

887
00:34:26,149 --> 00:34:23,200
they can be

888
00:34:28,069 --> 00:34:26,159
introducing kfc finger sporks our

889
00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:28,079
revolutionary new eating device that

890
00:34:33,190 --> 00:34:30,879
makes everything finger licking good you

891
00:34:36,470 --> 00:34:33,200
heard right we took our original sporks

892
00:34:38,470 --> 00:34:36,480
from good to finger looking good the kfc

893
00:34:40,550 --> 00:34:38,480
fingerspork innovatively intersects

894
00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:40,560
ergonomic and gastronomic technology

895
00:34:44,310 --> 00:34:42,240
with features like precision prong

896
00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:44,320
articulation anterior branding

897
00:34:49,190 --> 00:34:47,679
optimization and sporecasticity use it

898
00:34:51,909 --> 00:34:49,200
on your sides

899
00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:51,919
use it to solidify your friendships

900
00:34:56,310 --> 00:34:53,760
use it for dueling

901
00:34:58,870 --> 00:34:56,320
[\h__\h] it use it on your sides

902
00:35:00,790 --> 00:34:58,880
use it to show him you mean business

903
00:35:02,550 --> 00:35:00,800
use it for

904
00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:02,560
not that

905
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:04,320
kfc fingerspergs are available free of

906
00:35:07,190 --> 00:35:05,760
charge with purchase of a size lover's

907
00:35:09,109 --> 00:35:07,200
meal at the kfc

908
00:35:10,710 --> 00:35:09,119
or order your size over meal on your kfc

909
00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:10,720
app and then go to a kfc near you to

910
00:35:14,230 --> 00:35:12,320
pick up your kfc finger sports free of

911
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:14,240
charge or make one easy to get your size

912
00:35:22,150 --> 00:35:17,490
offers meal with quicker

913
00:35:25,829 --> 00:35:24,150
this guy's playing a saxophone so i

914
00:35:27,589 --> 00:35:25,839
don't i don't know the guy's playing a

915
00:35:29,270 --> 00:35:27,599
saxophone with a finger spork and

916
00:35:31,430 --> 00:35:29,280
they're saying you shouldn't do that

917
00:35:33,349 --> 00:35:31,440
yeah yeah it'd probably be hard can hg

918
00:35:35,670 --> 00:35:33,359
should not have any uh you know

919
00:35:40,470 --> 00:35:35,680
fingersport yeah well i i like the

920
00:35:43,109 --> 00:35:40,480
innovation i like the marketing here um

921
00:35:45,589 --> 00:35:43,119
do you have to use one spork for each

922
00:35:47,109 --> 00:35:45,599
dish you can use do you have no you got

923
00:35:49,349 --> 00:35:47,119
to have a whole hand of figures it's

924
00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:49,359
like edward scissorhands yes you got to

925
00:35:51,990 --> 00:35:50,560
designate

926
00:35:54,390 --> 00:35:52,000
one spork

927
00:35:55,990 --> 00:35:54,400
per side don't mix and match you need

928
00:35:57,829 --> 00:35:56,000
segregation here with your sizes

929
00:36:00,150 --> 00:35:57,839
remember when you've grown up and they

930
00:36:02,630 --> 00:36:00,160
had like this is the salad fork and this

931
00:36:05,910 --> 00:36:02,640
is this you know soup fork yeah this is

932
00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:05,920
the tea fork and everything else

933
00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:08,480
[\h__\h] i got a glove full of [\h__\h]

934
00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:10,320
and i'm ready to go

935
00:36:15,430 --> 00:36:13,200
can't see gloves the eating glove

936
00:36:17,430 --> 00:36:15,440
what what's what's a soup fork that

937
00:36:20,069 --> 00:36:17,440
doesn't sound very effective

938
00:36:21,910 --> 00:36:20,079
it'll be fresh puppy fresh we did we did

939
00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:21,920
it we did the brock lock before whereas

940
00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:24,640
a 50 pound lead glove that you could use

941
00:36:29,349 --> 00:36:26,960
to cook broccoli with

942
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:29,359
and that is important but i think this

943
00:36:35,510 --> 00:36:32,160
is an innovation that we need to capture

944
00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:35,520
everything says yeah it's the food glove

945
00:36:39,910 --> 00:36:37,200
yeah and then you could

946
00:36:42,230 --> 00:36:39,920
you could put forks to knives and spoons

947
00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:42,240
all on a glove and you can just go

948
00:36:47,589 --> 00:36:44,960
berserk it's like a swiss army glove you

949
00:36:49,349 --> 00:36:47,599
can do anything you want it's a it's a

950
00:36:50,790 --> 00:36:49,359
dining room suicide it's like i don't

951
00:36:52,870 --> 00:36:50,800
need to know where this

952
00:36:54,470 --> 00:36:52,880
salad fork is

953
00:36:56,870 --> 00:36:54,480
yeah

954
00:36:57,910 --> 00:36:56,880
or the soup pork

955
00:37:06,310 --> 00:36:57,920
soup

956
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:06,320
uh

957
00:37:11,109 --> 00:37:09,280
you learned this in charm school

958
00:37:12,150 --> 00:37:11,119
charm school at least use utensil to

959
00:37:14,069 --> 00:37:12,160
soup fork

960
00:37:14,950 --> 00:37:14,079
yeah you learn how to be a proper young

961
00:37:17,829 --> 00:37:14,960
woman

962
00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:17,839
and how to use your utensils in a proper

963
00:37:22,870 --> 00:37:20,320
way at the dinner table

964
00:37:24,470 --> 00:37:22,880
especially the soup fork especially the

965
00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:24,480
soup fork

966
00:37:27,190 --> 00:37:26,000
well remember just remember when you sit

967
00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:27,200
down at a fancy restaurant this is no

968
00:37:30,390 --> 00:37:29,040
[\h__\h] advice you sit down there's way too

969
00:37:31,990 --> 00:37:30,400
many utensils start on the outside work

970
00:37:34,790 --> 00:37:32,000
your way in with each dish

971
00:37:36,470 --> 00:37:34,800
yeah general rule

972
00:37:37,829 --> 00:37:36,480
not with the glove

973
00:37:39,109 --> 00:37:37,839
with the with the eating glove you just

974
00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:39,119
put that thing on you start grabbing

975
00:37:44,750 --> 00:37:42,000
that's an email at our big thumb mouth

976
00:37:47,430 --> 00:37:44,760
gmail.com check out